Thursday Thirteen: More One-Liners

1. One good turn gets all the blankets.

2. Write all complaints legibly in this space –> [ ]

3. My friend got the Amish flu. First she got a little hoarse…then she got a little buggy.

4. If a book about failure doesn’t sell, is it a success?

5. For every action here is an equal and opposite criticism.

6. Two of the biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.

7. It’s becoming more and more difficult to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.

8. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

9. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

10. Don’t judge a book by its movie.

11. TV news people have the hardest job in the world — trying to cram 10 minutes of news into an hour long show.

12. I misplaced my dictionary. Now I’m at a loss for words.

13. Here at First National, you’re not just a number: you’re two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

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