OK, so there are more than thirteen, but I didn’t want to eliminate any more than I already did. π I received these in an e-mail some time ago and thought they were funny. Enjoy!
1. “I don’t want anybody stepping on anybody else’s thunder.”
2. “You can’t pull the sheep over my eyes!”
3. “That guy’s a bullhead in a china shop.”
4. “We don’t want this project to snowball into a can of worms.”
5. “We were up the creek in a hand bag.”
6. “It’s best not to open that can of wax.”
7. “Let’s pair up into threes.”
8. “I just thought myself into a corner.”
9. “We really need to hang on to our coattails to ride the waves of change.”
10. “Once you open a can of worms, they always come home to roost.”
11. “She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.”
12. “They were up a tree without a paddle.”
13. “He’s got too many oars in the fire.”
14. “We’ll tackle that bridge when we come to it.”
15. “I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”
16. “You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”
17. “Those two get on like a horse on fire.”
18. “You’ve buttered your bread, now lie in it.”
19. “Grasping at the straw that broke the camel’s back.”
20. “Don’t burn your bridges till you come to them.”
21. “He’s been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”
22. “It’s as plain as the egg on your face.”
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I love #10 and the idea of roosting worms.
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Cute…thanks for the giggles.
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Those are great…Thanks for the smile
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Oh, those are wonderful! Thank you π
Those are so good. I appreciate the *smiles* this morning.
Thanks for coming by my T13 too!
These are such a hoot. Great to have a giggle in the morning after I’ve woken up to snow *sigh*
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Pair up in threes! LOL Thanks for the humorous list.
LMAO!!!!! Lying in his buttered bread… pulling a sheep over one’s eyes… what hilarious visuals! Thanks for sharing those. π
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Great LOL list!! Thanks for the smiles.
I love mixed metaphors! I have a friend who says things like this fairly often. Great list. Visit mine when you can!
Hehehe! Those are funny!
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I like #11…been there done that! lol
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FUNNY! And don’t we all need some funny!
They are wonderful! I particularly like nr 7 because a) 7 is my lucky number and b) we are a family of three π
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More fun than a straw full of monkeys that broke the camel’s barrel.
thanks for the read Mitch
P.S. just made that up. π
lol those are great, I’m gonna write them down π Happy T22!
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Love #12 π
Great list! I love all of them, but #5 actually made me spill my drink. LOL
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