… you’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table.
… Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
… you’ve ever reused a paper plate.
… if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
… if you’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
… your turkey platter is an old hubcap.
… your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
… your stuffing’s secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
… your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
… side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
… you have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
… the directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”
… you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
… you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
… your secret family recipe is illegal.
… you serve Vienna sausage as an appetizer.
~ Author unknown
Stray Thoughts 
Very cute! I went to a Christmas party once where the hosts brother brought the next to last one. It tasted aweful. And yes, it was in a mason jar and they passed it around the room.
How funny! LOL I love this list, Barbara! Thanks for sharing!
This was cute! and funny! I want to wish you a very Blessed Thanksgiving! We will go down to Bill’s and be with his family! I am looking foward to this!! I always eat way to much! Blessings, Carolyn
hahaha! we do have to go outside to get something out of the fridge! and many of the others are true for my family as well so i guess we’ll confess to being rednecks.
You know, I almost deleted that one because I know folks who have a second fridge in a garage or somewhere outside the house.
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