To all mail-order companies who send me catalogs:

I do order sometimes from catalogs. But what makes you think that, once I order, I want a multitudinous supply of your catalogs? Do you really think that if you send me 20 catalogs in 30 days from the same company with pretty much the same merchandise, I’ll buy more?? No, I’m not tempted to buy more. I just toss them in the trash. I’m not a tree-hugger, but I hate to think of the waste of resources involved — plus the higher prices I am paying for your merchandise because of the excess mailings that are getting trashed.

Sincerely,

Your customer