Some of these are really corny; some are cute. π There are more than 13, so you get a free bonus today. π
What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What is a ram’s favorite song?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!”
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
What did one piece of string say to the other?
“Be my valentwine!”
What did one fir tree say to the other?
“Be my valenpine!”
What did one bell say to the other?
“Be my valenchime!”
What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?
Be my Valenswine!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be me Valenstein!
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
He left lip prints on the mirror!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you!”
What did one pickle say to the other?
“You mean a great dill to me.”
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
What did one oar say to the other?
“Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
This was my absolute favorite! Even though the jokes are corny, they’re still cute.
Happy Thursday to you! I came here by means of the TT Meet and Greet. π
Barbara! These are just my kind of jokes! I love them and just so you know…they will probably appear on my blog before long. I’ve been sitting here reading them to my husband and have we ever been laughing! I love “groaners”. I hope you don’t mind if I link to your blog. I’ve really enjoyed my visit and will be back. God Bless!
*shakes head* Oh, dear. Those are great. There’s a guy in my office who’s King of the Corny Jokes. Perhaps I’ll send him over to read these. π Happy TT and happy Valentine’s day!
I love corny jokes. Thanks for sharing…now I have some new material!!!!
Very cute! I love corny jokes and I can share these with my boys. Seems we both went for the Valentines theme today. Thanks for sharing and have a wonderful Thurday!
Haha, thanks for a very funny list! Corny isn’t always bad. π
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The “hug and a quiche” one was my favorite! I’m going to steal it and put it in a card for my amateur chef hubby!
I’m a big fan of corny and I loved the jokes! Happy Valentine’s Day–Jessica
Oiye…. where did you find these? π
I enjoyed the “guppy love” one.
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These are so great. I got a good laugh!
This just made my day and now I’m smiling from ear to ear!
All of them are funny but I like the porcupine one =))
Say, Barbara- may I copy this one for my future blogs?
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Thanks for stopping by. I love the jokes (even shared a few with my students this morning)! Nice way to start the morning.
LOL, I can’t wait to torture my family with them.
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*giggles* This TT is too cute! I found your blog with the “Meet and Great” TT adventure!
My TT is up…come on over, I promise the TT doesn’t bite!
Thank you MUCH for the chuckle! Where did you find these?! I must be surfing the “tremendously pompous jokes” websites, cause I never find good ones. Oh well…
Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the comment! I always look forward to reading your lists. Happy Thursday, and drop in again any time!
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some of those are just so cute!
oops, left the wrong website URL sorry!
A very nice collection. Love is in the air. π
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HAHA! Thanks for sharing!
Interesting list for the TT:-)
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Sunflower
bah dum chhhhhh. cute list! happy tt! thanks for stopping by!!
Hello! Thank you for visiting my blog and for the birthday wishes!
Thank you for all the funny Valentine jokes, I’ll be sure to share them with my kids!
Kelli
Great jokes and I can use them at school!!!
Thanks for visiting my TT and I am sure everyone will hear more about wedding plans for my daughter as the year goes by.
Heh heh heh.
Awesome TT. I loved them!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
Thank you for your visit to mine.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT’ing!
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My doctor will be so pleased at my diet. I just had enough sweet corn to last a lifetime. Emphasis on the corn but I forgive you it is for Valentines Day. Thanks for stopping by my Thursday Thirteen.
How cute! Hope you have a great V Day!
Hahhah they are cute, my favorite is :
What did one oar say to the other?
βCan I interest you in a little row-mance?β
Teehee, those are cute.
Happy TT and Valentine’s Day! π
Very Funny. Thanks for the laughs this morning.
These are great! I’m going to send them to my dh when he’s at work. He works overnight at our local hospital and I usually send him several e-mails. These jokes will be great for that! Thanks for sharing!!
Love them!! happy TT and Happy Valentine’s day!
Cute list! I need to print these out for my little friends who adore jokes! π
LOVE these jokes.Very cute! I’ll have to share these with my kids. I’ll have to print these out.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says βIβve got a Rolls Royce β keep it until the loan is paid off β here are the keys.β The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bankβs underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, βSir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?β
The man answers, βI had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?β
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