A Redneck Thanksgiving

You Might Be a Redneck This Thanksgiving If…

… you’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table.

… Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

… you’ve ever reused a paper plate.

… if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

… if you’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

… your turkey platter is an old hubcap.

… your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

… your stuffing’s secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

… your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

… side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

… you have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

… the directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”

… you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

… you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

… your secret family recipe is illegal.

… you serve Vienna sausage as an appetizer.

I am linking this to Kelli’s Week of Giving Thanks at There’s No Place Like Home — a festival of Thanksgiving posts — poems, quotes, decorations, crafts, recipes, etc….and a few silly things like this. 🙂

More Thanksgiving -related posts on this blog:

Thanksgiving Bible Study
Thanksgiving readings and devotionals are here.
Some Thanksgiving quotes are here.
More Thanksgiving quotes are here.
Thanksgiving “funnies” are here.
Thanksgiving poems are here and More Thanksgiving poems are here.

10 thoughts on “A Redneck Thanksgiving”

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Linda C

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Some of those fit here in rural LA but I’m not telling which ones! 😉

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I love Redneck jokes. Thanks for making me laugh!

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Oh, ALOT of those fit here in Southeastern Ohio! Oh my! LOL

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hahahaha!!!! That was great. I especially like the having to go outside to get something out of the fridge. I love our back porch this time of year, it’s our second “fridge”.

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