Some of these are really corny; some are cute. 🙂 There are more than 13, so you get a free bonus today. 🙂
What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What is a ram’s favorite song?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!”
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
What did one piece of string say to the other?
“Be my valentwine!”
What did one fir tree say to the other?
“Be my valenpine!”
What did one bell say to the other?
“Be my valenchime!”
What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?
Be my Valenswine!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be me Valenstein!
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
He left lip prints on the mirror!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you!”
What did one pickle say to the other?
“You mean a great dill to me.”
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
What did one oar say to the other?
“Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
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