Thursday Thirteen: Short Quotes

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1. Not everything you face can be changed, but everything you change must first be faced.

2. Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. — Dale Carnegie

3. Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless. — Thomas Edison<

4. You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.

5. If there’s no wind, row.

6. The best way to forget your own problems is to help someone else with theirs.

7. The best thing to do behind a friend’s back is to pat it. — Ruth Brillhart

8. Be kind. Every person you meet is fighting a hard battle.

9. Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

10. God gives and forgives. Man gets and forgets.

11. We don’t have to attend every argument we’re invited to.

12. The pain of self-discipline is less than the pain of regret.

13. Don’t believe everything you think.

Bonus: The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.

Bonus #2: How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong — because someday in life you will be all of these.
–George Washington Carver

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Thursday Thirteen: Mixed Metaphors

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OK, so there are more than thirteen, but I didn’t want to eliminate any more than I already did. 🙂 I received these in an e-mail some time ago and thought they were funny. Enjoy!

1. “I don’t want anybody stepping on anybody else’s thunder.”
2. “You can’t pull the sheep over my eyes!”
3. “That guy’s a bullhead in a china shop.”
4. “We don’t want this project to snowball into a can of worms.”
5. “We were up the creek in a hand bag.”
6. “It’s best not to open that can of wax.”
7. “Let’s pair up into threes.”
8. “I just thought myself into a corner.”
9. “We really need to hang on to our coattails to ride the waves of change.”
10. “Once you open a can of worms, they always come home to roost.”
11. “She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.”
12. “They were up a tree without a paddle.”
13. “He’s got too many oars in the fire.”
14. “We’ll tackle that bridge when we come to it.”
15. “I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”
16. “You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”
17. “Those two get on like a horse on fire.”
18. “You’ve buttered your bread, now lie in it.”
19. “Grasping at the straw that broke the camel’s back.”
20. “Don’t burn your bridges till you come to them.”
21. “He’s been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”
22. “It’s as plain as the egg on your face.”

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Thursday Thirteen: More One-Liners

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1. One good turn gets all the blankets.

2. Write all complaints legibly in this space –> [ ]

3. My friend got the Amish flu. First she got a little hoarse…then she got a little buggy.

4. If a book about failure doesn’t sell, is it a success?

5. For every action here is an equal and opposite criticism.

6. Two of the biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.

7. It’s becoming more and more difficult to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.

8. Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

9. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

10. Don’t judge a book by its movie.

11. TV news people have the hardest job in the world — trying to cram 10 minutes of news into an hour long show.

12. I misplaced my dictionary. Now I’m at a loss for words.

13. Here at First National, you’re not just a number: you’re two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

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Thursday Thirteen #26: The Resurrection of Jesus Christ

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You get a double thirteen today. 🙂 With Easter, or Resurrection Day, coming up, first are quotes, mostly from scholars, about the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead; then there is a list of people who saw Him after His resurrection.

The following quotes are all taken from chapter 20, “The Resurrection of Jesus Christ” of the book A Ready Defense by Josh McDowell.

1. “I have been used for many years to study the histories of other times, and to examine and weigh the evidence of those who have written about them, and I know of no one fact in the history of mankind which is proved by better and fuller evidence of every sort, to the understanding of a fair inquirer, than the great sign which God hath given us that Christ died and rose again from the dead.”– Thomas Arnold, author of History of Rome and chair of modern history at Oxford

2. “If all the evidence is weighed carefully and fairly, it is indeed justifiable, according to the canons of historical research, to conclude that the tomb in which Jesus was buried was actually empty on the morning of the first Easter. And no shred of evidence has yet been discovered in literary sources, epigraphy or archaeology that would disprove this statement.”

— Dr. Paul L. Maier, professor of ancient history at Western Michigan University

3. “My faith began with and was grounded on what I thought was revealed in the Bible. When, particularly, I came to the New Testament, the Gospels and other writings of the men who had been friends of Jesus Christ seemed to me to make an overwhelming case, merely as a matter of strict evidence, for the fact therein stated … The same approach to the cardinal test of the claims of Jesus Christ, namely, His resurrection, has led me, as often as I have tried to examine the evidence, to believe it as fact beyond dispute.”

— Lord Caldecote, Lord Chief Justice of England

4. Dr. Simon Greenleaf, Royall Professor of Law at Harvard University and author of A Treatise on the Law of Evidence, examined the value of the historical evidence for the resurrection of Jesus Christ to ascertain the truth. He applied the principles contained in his three-volume treatise on evidence. His findings were recorded in his book, An Examination of the Testimony of the Four Evangelists by the Rules of Evidence Administered in the Courts of Justice. Greenleaf came to the conclusion that, according to the laws of legal evidence used in courts of law, there is more evidence for the historical fact of the resurrection of Jesus Christ than for just about any other event in history.

5. Dr. Frank Morrison, a lawyer who had been brought up in a rationalistic environment, had come to the opinion that the resurrection was nothing but a fairy-tale happy ending which spoiled the matchless story of Jesus. He felt that he owed it to himself, and to others, to write a book that would present the truth about Jesus and dispel the myth of the resurrection. Upon studying the facts, however, he, too, came to a different conclusion. The sheer weight of the evidence compelled him to conclude that Jesus actually did rise from the dead. Morrison wrote his book-but not the one he had planned. It is titled, Who Moved the Stone? The first chapter, very significantly, is called, “The Book That Refused to Be Written.”

6. “What does the critical historian do when his evidence points very strongly to the reality of an event, which contradicts his expectations and goes against the naturalistic view of reality? I submit that he must follow his critically analyzed sources. It is unscientific to begin with the philosophical presupposition that miracles cannot occur. Unless we avoid such one-sided presuppositions, historical interpretation becomes mere propaganda. We have a right to demand good evidence for an alleged event, which we have not experienced, but we dare not judge reality by our limited experience. And I would suggest that we have good evidence for the resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.”

— Historian Ronald Sider

7. “If the stone were simply rolled to one side of the tomb, as would be necessary to enter it, then they might be justified in accusing the men of sleeping at their posts, and in punishing them severely. If the men protested that the earthquake broke the seal and that the stone rolled back under the vibration, they would still be liable to punishment for behavior, which might be labeled cowardice. But these responsibilities do not meet the case. There was some undeniable evidence, which made it impossible for the chief priests to bring any charge against the guard. The Jewish authorities must have visited the scene, examined the stone, and recognized its position as making it humanly impossible for their men to have permitted its removal. No twist of human ingenuity could provide an adequate answer or scapegoat and so they were forced to bribe the guard and seek to hush things up.”

— Dr. Bill White

8. “What gives a special authority to the list [of witnesses] as historical evidence is the reference to most of the five hundred brethren being still alive. St. Paul says in effect, ‘If you do not believe me, you can ask them.'”

— Dr. Ewin M. Yamauchi, associate professor of history at Miami University in Oxford, Ohio

9. “It is noteworthy that these appearances are not stereotyped. No two of them are exactly alike. The appearance to Mary Magdalene occurred in early morning; that to the travelers to Emmaus in the afternoon; and to the apostles in the evening, probably after dark. He appeared to Mary in the open air. Mary was alone when she saw Him; the disciples were together in a group; and Paul records that on one occasion He appeared to more than five hundred at one time (1 Corinthians 15:6).

“The reactions also were varied. Mary was overwhelmed with emotion; the disciples were frightened; Thomas was obstinately incredulous when told of the Lord’s resurrection, but worshiped Him when He manifested Himself. Each occasion had its own peculiar atmosphere and characteristics, and revealed some different quality of the risen Lord.”

— Professor Merrill C. Tenney of Wheaton College

10. Dr. Maier accurately observes that since the testimony of a woman was deemed unreliable, the “initial reaction of the Eleven was understandably one of suspicion and disbelief. Again, if the resurrection accounts had been manufactured … women would never have been included in the story, at least, not as first witnesses.”

11. “A third factor very crucial to interpreting Christ’s appearance is that He also appeared to those who were hostile or unconvinced. Over and over again I have read or heard people comment that Jesus was seen alive after His death and burial only by His friends and followers. Using this argument, they attempt to water down the overwhelming impact of the eyewitness accounts -but this line of reasoning is so pathetic it hardly deserves comment.

“No author or informed individual would regard Saul of Tarsus to have been a follower of Christ. The facts show the exact opposite. He despised Christ and persecuted Christ’s followers (Acts 8:1; 9:1,2; Philippians 3:5,6). For Paul it was a life-shattering experience when Christ appeared to him (Acts 9:3-6). Although Paul was not at the time a disciple, he later became one of the greatest witnesses for the truth of the resurrection.”

— Josh McDowell

12. There was the skeptical family of Jesus (John 7:1-5). His brothers did not believe in Him. They were embarrassed to hear their brother say to the people, “I am the way, the truth and the life, no man cometh unto the Father but by Me,” and “I am the vine, you are the branches,” and “I’m the shepherd, you are the sheep” (John 14:6; 15:5; 10:11). What would you do if your brother did that?

There was James, His brother. He was found in the company of the Pharisees. James and his brothers mocked Jesus. However, after Jesus went to that degrading death on the cross, disgracing the family, and was buried, where do we find those hardest to convince -His own family?

We find them in the upper room with the disciples waiting for the Holy Spirit to be sent (Acts 1:13,14). Now, since they mocked Him while He was alive, what happened in a matter of a few days to turn their lives upside down?

James became a leader in the early church and wrote an epistle stating, “I James, a bond-servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ [his brother]. . ” (James 1). Eventually, for the cause of Christ, James died a martyr’s death -he was stoned.

What happened?

The best explanation I know is recorded by Paul: “Then He appeared to James” (I Corinthians 15:7).

— Josh McDowell

13. “It was therefore impossible that they could have persisted in affirming the truths they have narrated, had not Jesus actually risen from the dead, and had they not known this fact as certainly as they knew any other fact. The annals of military warfare afford scarcely an example of the like heroic constancy, patience, and unflinching courage. They had every possible motive to review carefully the grounds of their faith, and the evidences of the great facts and truths they asserted.”

— Harvard law professor Simon Greenleaf

Bonus from Evidence for the Resurrection by Josh McDowell:

“I claim to be an historian. My approach to Classics is historical. And I tell you that the evidence for the life, the death, and the resurrection of Christ is better authenticated than most of the facts of ancient history . . .”

— E. M. Blaiklock, Professor of Classics, Auckland University


Witnesses of the resurrected Christ
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Between 518 and 641 people are recorded to have seen the risen Christ.

1. Mary Magdalene—John 20:14, Mark 16:9
2. Women returning from the tomb—Matthew 28:9-10
3. Peter—Luke 24:34, 1 Corinthians 15:5
4. Two disciples (not the 11 Apostles) on the road to Emmaus—Luke 24:13:33
5. Ten Apostles without Thomas—Luke 24:36-43, John 20:19-24
6. Eleven Apostles with Thomas present—John 20:26-29
7. Seven disciples by the Lake of Tiberias — John 21:1-23
8. A multitude of more than 500 on a Gallilean mountain—1 Corinthians 15:6
9. James—1 Corinthians 15:7
10. The eleven Apostles—Matthew 28:16-20
11. 120 (?) at the Ascension—Acts 1:3-12
12. Paul—Acts 9:3-6, 1 Corinthians 15:8
13. Stephen—Acts 7:55
14. Paul in the temple—Acts 22:17: 23:11
15. John on the Isle of Patmos—Revelation 1:10-19

Compiled by The Thinking Christian

 I Corinthians 15: 3-4:  For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures…

Happy Easter!

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Thursday Thirteen

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1. Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – God’s way leads to an endless hope.

2. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

3. To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

4. Never put a question mark where God puts a period.

5. We don’t change God’s message – His message changes us.

6. The scriptural church is prayer-conditioned.

7. Plan ahead – It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

8. Never give the devil a ride – he will always want to drive.

9. A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.

10. Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

11. He who angers you controls you.

12. Give Satan an inch & he’ll be a ruler.

13. Deciding not to trust Jesus as your Savior is still making a choice.

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Thursday Thirteen #24: Favorite Irish Songs

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I mentioned a few weeks ago that the owners of Thursday Thirteen were closing down shop, but someone else bought the rights to it and it has been carrying on as usual without missing a beat.

Folks music of the British Isles is one of our favorite genres. We enjoy the Irish Tenors and the King’s Singers (Annie Laurie and Watching the White Wheat)as well as an old Robert Shaw Chorale recording I have of Irish folk songs. Today, for St. Patrick’s Day, I want to list some of my favorite Irish songs (I wonder how many people will do the same. 🙂 ) Most are folk songs; the last one is a hymn.

1. Star of the County Down (I like the King’s Singers’ version of this much better than the Irish Tenors.)

2. The Minstrel Boy

3. Molly Malone

4. Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ye

5. The Last Rose of Summer

6. Mairi’s Wedding

7. The Girl I Left Behind Me

8. Bantry Bay

9. How Are Things in Glocca Morra? (This isn’t a true folk song, but it has an Irish flavor.)

10. Red Is the Rose

11. Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo-Ral

12. Wild Mountain Thyme

13. Be Thou My Vision

Updated: I put YouTube links to both the King’s Singers and the Irish Tenors in my next post)

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Thursday Thirteen finale

I hadn’t planned to do a Thursday Thirteen today, but I just found out that this is the last one!! The powers that be at the TT hub have decided to close down shop. It looks like there is some possibility of someone else buying the rights and resurrecting it.

I’ve been wrestling with some of the weekly memes. I enjoy doing them and it doesn’t take much time to do them. But I feel if I want people to read my entries, I ought to read other people’s. And I think that’s part of the purpose of TT — to introduce bloggers to each other. But when there are 200+ people who participate in the Thursday Thirteen — there’s just now way to visit all of them, even half of them, and get anything else accomplished. So in trying to figure out where the balance is, I’ve pulled back a bit. But I will miss it. I’ve enjoyed the chance to share something serious or silly with other readers, the real live comments! 😀 (My blog stats show I have readers, but there are just a few who comment when I write my heart out about something. But those who visit and comment on the weekly memes like TT, Wordless Wednesday, the Saturday Photo Hunt, etc., make me feel like I’m not so alone in my corner of the blogosphere.), the weekly visit with some of the “regulars” I’ve come to know through TT, the interesting funny, or thoughtful things I have read on others’ lists.

For this finale for Thursday Thirteen as we know it, here are my favorite past TT posts:

1. Thirteen favorite quotes

2. Thirteen favorite Q&A jokes

3. Thirteen favorite Bible verses

4. Thirteen things you might not know about me

5. Thirteen favorite jokes

6. Thirteen reasons to read the Bible

7. Thirteen favorite CDs

8. Thirteen things I am thankful for

9. Thirteen things to make small groups run more smoothly

10. Thirteen of life’s little pleasures

11. Thirteen one-liners  

12. Thirteen things Suzie the dog likes to do

13. Thirteen whys

It’s been fun! Don’t be a stranger!

Thursday Thirteen #22: Valentine’s jokes

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Some of these are really corny; some are cute. 🙂 There are more than 13, so you get a free bonus today. 🙂

What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”

What is a ram’s favorite song?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!”

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

What did one piece of string say to the other?
“Be my valentwine!”

What did one fir tree say to the other?
“Be my valenpine!”

What did one bell say to the other?
“Be my valenchime!”

What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?
Be my Valenswine!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
Be me Valenstein!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you!”

What did one pickle say to the other?
“You mean a great dill to me.”

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!

What did one oar say to the other?
“Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”

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Thursday Thirteen #21: Favorite songs from musicals

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1. “Bring Him Home” from Les Miserables

2. “All I Ask of You” from Phantom of the Opera

3. “There’s a Time For Us” from West Side Story

4. “Where Is Love?” from Oliver!

5. “If I Loved You” from Carousel

6. “Til There Was You” from The Music Man

7. “Goodnight My Someone” from The Music Man

8. “How to Handle a Woman” from Camelot

9. “If Ever I Would Leave You” from Camelot

10. “I’ve Grown Accustomed To Her Face” from My Fair Lady

11. “Singin’ In the Rain”

12. “Do You Love Me?” from Fiddler on the Roof

13. “Who Am I?” from Les Miserables

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Thursday Thirteen #20: 13 Whys

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I’ve been hesitant to post this Thursday Thirteen because I don’t want it to sound like I am ranting or griping and have people leave my blog feeling grouchy. 🙂 I hope you’ll take it in the sense of lighthearted bemusement.

1. Why is it that when I want ink to stay on clothing, such as a name on a label, it washes out or fades, but when I want to get rid of an ink stain, I can’t?

2. Why do people roll their grocery carts in the middle of the aisles?

3. Why do cars speed around me only to slow down and then exit the highway right in front of me?

4. Why does the computer act up the most when I’m doing something essential but only have a few minutes?

5. Why do catalog companies think that if I place an order with them, I might order even more if they send me 50 more catalogs in the next 30 days (only a slight exaggeration)?

6. Why do cell phone users feel that they have to answer the phone in the middle of whatever they are doing when it rings?

7. Why isn’t there something to click on the computer so I can highlight a whole line that I’ve accidentally capitalized and change it back to lower case without having to delete and retype the whole thing?

8. Why do coupons for cereal require you to buy three boxes? I don’t have room for three boxes.

9. Why do makers of ads, especially online ads, think that making their ads more irritating will make me want to buy their product?

10. Why do I remember something I needed at the store and forgot to put on the list just after I get home from the store?

11. Why hasn’t someone come up with better a way to package graham crackers? Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t open a package along the folded edges — I always end up tearing it and then can’t get it closed back up.

12. Why, when people are walking while talking with someone else, do they stop walking and keep talking when they reach a doorway? It’s uncanny how often I find myself behind such a situation, then have to wait until they move on or interrupt them.

13. Why does the phone seem to ring most often when I am in the bathroom?

Oh, well. Life goes on, and we have to keep things in perspective and not get too worked up about things that we can’t change. But maybe someone will see this and figure out better packaging for graham crackers. 😀

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